If you're going to be balancing candles during your show and you place your candelabra and lighter out before you go back to change, HIDE YOUR LIGHTER! Perhaps there's room for it under the candelabra. Imagine the look of surprise on my face as the moment arrived and I couldn't find the lighter where I left it, then realized SOMEONE TOOK IT! Fortunately someone at a nearby table had a lighter. "Where are we," I grumbled "that someone just steals my lighter?" "The home of the free," a man with a Middle Eastern accent proudly replied. "More like the home of the free lighter" I quipped.