Husbands and Robbers
My agent's husband jokingly told me he was in love with me. He wanted to marry me, himself being already married not withstanding. "No, I can't marry you, but I'll give you a photo of myself," I said laughingly, giving him one of my color photo business cards. He proudly took it home and taped it to their dressing room mirror! The sad part of this story is that their house was robbed. But the thieves didn't take the TV or the stereo, all they took were the jewels... and my business card!